Dating Disaster Stories

PETE DELETE

Girl went on date with a personal trainer/actor guy.

She met him at her gym and lusted after him for several months.

Finally she ran into him out at hugos.

And he asked her out.

He rang her and asked out for dinner the next week.

He arrived with a bottle of wine and sat down at the restaurant he had picked out for them.

He ordered his dinner and then she ordered salmon for hers.

After they had ordered he leaned across the table and then told her he only had thirty five

 dollars so she would have to pay if the bill came to more than that.

She agreed to pay her share seeing as she had no choice although she thought it was strange

He then told a long, boring story about how he had represented himself in court that day

 and how unfair it had been but despite the odds had won.

She was barely able to follow the story as he told it in such a boring way.

He then told her all the bad things about salmon until she felt too uncomfortable to eat any

 more. He then kept staring at her uneaten salmon until she offered him some

 and he ate the lot.

He then told her another boring story about his mother and some girl which she couldn’t concentrate on until finally thank god the dinner was over.

The bill came and it read $70.00 exactly half each.

Although he said because the bill came to over 35 dollars she had agreed to pay the lot;

 his half as well.

So she paid and decided to herself never see him again.

After this she was so relieved to leave his presence she changed gym so she wouldn’t ever

 have to see him again.

He called and called and texted her and texted her leaving messages on her phone like…

I know you’re jealous of the girl I spoke about in the story about my mother; there’s no need

 to worry I’m over her and I like you now.

She never returned his calls and she deleted all his text messages for days hence Pete delete